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#JustForLaughs ... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. CALLER: OK! That’s what I want ... GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula,sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust? CALLER: What? I detest vegetables.. GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir. CALLER: How do you know? GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago. CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement. CALLER: I paid in cash. GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. CALLER: I have other sources of cash. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law. CALLER: WHAT??? GOOGLE: I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. CALLER: Enough already! I'm tired of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me. GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago... 😜😜😜😜😜😜

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bello charles

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FAVOUR RALPH

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Hehe, what a joke

Pst Seyi

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Lol

Kudakwashe Mupungu

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Lol

godfrey

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Hahaha

$wt$ena

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Blooming Bunms

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Lol

Deacon Victor Yalokwu

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Yandisa-Qaali Fassi

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πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™…πŸ’

Benjamin Ndubuisi

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OMG!!!

Dcns Sijuwola

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πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Olubummy

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Lol

bennichristos

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Kkk. Oh my

bennichristos

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Kkk. Oh my

Sandrine Epo

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ OMG !! Nice one really !!

Princess Robinah Doriss

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Awesome hahahhahaa πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

patricia

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This confirms scripture about the mark of the beast per no one able to buy or sell anything unless they have the mark of the beast . 666 The number of man. It's ready

patricia

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πŸ˜…πŸ˜…my goodness! Hilarious but eerily accurate

Elitha Kaunda Immeasurably Blessed

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It's not funny at all - the world is "naked" before the wrong guys yet tries to hide from God! Somebody expand this further please...

Olamide Olawepo

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Lolzzzz

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Happy birthday Sis Dakalo, I love you dearly πŸ˜˜β€οΈπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸ˜‡

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