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FAVOR AIN’T FAIR “Pastor, the plane is boarding, are you on your way sir?” Came the voice on the phone. The real question was where was I? Hmmmmm…. So I need to reverse a bit and start from the beginning. I was pastoring in the northern part of Nigeria. That day, we were meant to be on our way to Lagos for a crucial meeting with Pastor Chris. For some reasons - I think it was the weather, there were issues with flights and there was this crucial flight we couldn’t afford to miss. I didn’t have enough information on arrival and departure because things had become all mixed up at the airport end. Anyways, all the other pastors had gone to the airport. The idea was to inform me when the flight was ready. So that’s the background story. Now for the present story of this before story. While waiting for them, I decided to take a shower and go through my morning rituals. Now, there is just something about bathrooms that I can’t explain. I also don’t know if it happens only to me… some of my best ideas just happen to come in the bathroom!! Just seating on the toilet bowl, turning on the shower or getting ready to brush my teeth can trigger an avalanche of innovative ideas. Sometimes it could just be something that has been on my mind and I need clarity. Suddenly, the solution just comes like a flash. It is not like I don’t get ideas from elsewhere oh!! before someone starts to think that my primary angel is called bathicus. But this bathroom idea something is kinda weird. So you understand how it is for me in bathrooms. My average bathroom time is about 1 hr. Pre Ipad days, I had all sorts of magazines in the bathroom. These days, I go with my IPad. Everyone close to me knows that you don’t disturb me when I am in the bathroom. So you can imagine that as I had just settled into 20 mins of my 1hr, I got the call. Shuoooo, plane is boarding!!! Jessooooosss!! What do I do? I still had to brush my teeth, I still had to take a bathe, I still had to dress up and most importantly, I still had to get to the airport 😅😂🤣. I quickly despatched angel bathicus to go hold the plane. Ahh ahhh, shey it is kukuma him that caused the delay. If he wasn’t gisting with me in the bathroom, I would have been at the airport since. Hmmmmm… the way I showered, bathed and got ready is still a mystery to me. All I know is that I was ready in record time. I am sure if my mum was around, she would have looked at me with one eye and would have shouted “Tony get back into the shower!! Scrub that ear!!” Choi!! African parents!! 🤣😂😅. I remember my dad once scrubbing me so much that I turned 3 shades of lightness in 10 mins. Anyways, back to my narrative. I saw several missed calls on my phone. As I picked it up, another came in. “Pastor, the plane has finished boarding. It is about to leave” “Pastor Victor, you better hold that plane. I am on my way” “Yes sir! came the voice on the other side” As I dropped, I wondered what kind of assignment I had just given the brethren. We don’t own the plane, we don’t own the airport. I was still at least 20 mins away. Ahhhh but thank God for trained brethren and evangelism. We did own the airport and we did own the plane. We had done lots of evangelical work at that airport. We had lots of brethren that worked there and we had great relationships with the administrators of the airport. Anyways, in my jeans and T shirt, we raced to the airport and I finally got to the tarmac to meet a plane that had been delayed almost 30 mins after scheduled departure ( I know ehhh… my bad😣). My brethren had divided themselves. Some were on the flight while others had disembarked and were on the tarmac waiting for me. As I came, they told me of all the hilarious tactics they had deployed to hold the plane. As I entered the plane, mehnnn… come and see hissing!!! Jesooooos!! It immediately reminded me of psalm 23. If eyes and hissing could kill… but you know how it is.. no weapon!!! La la la la ( that’s me dancing makossa). You see, the pilot had announced a delay on the grounds that there were waiting for one important dignitary. So they were on the look out for this great dignitary when slim, thin, T-shirt wearing me appeared. I didn’t even have a small pot belly 😅😂🤣. At least a pot belly would have improved the situation. Choi!! I am really a spoilt child!! Favor isn’t fair. The brethren did try but favor and grace were at work. If God hadn’t sanctioned it… God does unusual things not because we “deserve it” but because He just wants to show us off!! Enter into the mindset of the graced… everything is possible and anything is possible!! …………………. Oya, click assignment for the week. I need to grow our @ln247 kingschat Superuser to 1000. Please add yourself to the LN247 Superuser and invite friends and family to help. If we hit 1000 this week, I will do a part 2 of favor isn’t fair. This my plane journey ehhhh!! It is a wonder. That’s how one day I bounced the current Vice President of Nigeria off his seat on an international flight!!! You want to hear that story abi? We have to reach the 1000 super user first 😅😂🤣. ……………………. Discovery of the week A new kingschat handle @loveworldsingers Get a scoop on all ministry songs. Get to know all the lyrics. No need to be doing hmmmmm hmmmmmm hmmm when you get to the parts of songs you don’t know. Now you can copy all the words and create your own song book. ……………………. Your loveworld specials with Pastor Chris. Season 3 phase 6!!!! Pastor instructed us to tell everyone we know and invite them to be a part of the program. Something special is going to be released. There is grace available in obedience. Take advantage of the features of other social media. Paste the banners on your social media status. Every day, use it to tell a story and drive people to the program. Create a way for them to interact with you. Intentionally invite people and follow them up to make sure they come. Make plans to be a part of the program. Don’t get into front of the Tv and fall into deep sleep 😅😂🤣. We are not part of the deep state!! ………………… Finally…. News is all around you. Information would come to you even if you don’t want it. It is however very important that you know whom your news source is from. Loveworld news 24/7- LN247 is our 24 hour news channel. News, reviews, business, lifestyle and entertainment amongst others. Please watch and let me know what you think. Catch ya next week. Muah!!!

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My Healing Streams Experience You should hear her testimonies... Heart leakage, Kidney issues, collapsed Lungs, Fibroid, Diabetes, Caterat of the eyes... This woman shouted I can see you to me, Jesus did it! 😭😭😭 #HealingStreams #CELVZ #HavenZoneA5 #TheFavouredHaven

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Testimonies abound! Praise reports from TFH 🔊 9 hospitals 🔊 25 outdoor centers with projectors 🔊 32 home & office healing centers and counting 🔊 1 Radio Joli station that streams video. JoLIFM Friday - 6,898 Saturday -12,900 🔊 Over 20 Virtual healing centers by each CG.

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Happy birthday to my world best son! welcome to agelessness, fearlessness, wantlessness, deathlessness and greatness..... 🍾🎂🎂🎂 I love u so specially 💕

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Happy birthday dear Deacon Geri God bless you abundantly for the lives you've impacted for the gospel Thank you for being a great helper of the war and your commitment to the vision of our dear Man of God Thanks for your exemplary and dependable leadership in the CELVZ I 🧡 you

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Happy Birthday Sir... Thanks for showing us that it is possible and spurring us on to win. You're the only one like you... How we love you sir!!! From all of us at Shining care group...

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Happy Birthday Esteemed Deacon Geri Roberts.Thank you so much for your steadfast support to the spread of the Gospel through Radio. We Love and Celebrate You Always Sir #1Millionhoursonradio #Pastorchrisonradio #Loveworldradio #Riseproject #RISE

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Happy Birthday Esteemed Deacon Geri Roberts.Thank you so much for your steadfast support to the spread of the Gospel through Radio. We Love and Celebrate You Always Sir #1Millionhoursonradio #Pastorchrisonradio #Loveworldradio #Riseproject #RISE

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CELEBRATING THE AMAZING DEACON GERI 💃💃💃 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEACON GERI ROBERTS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR COMMITMENT AND PARTNERSHIP WITH CELVZ ROR. WE LOVE YOU #CELVZ #RhapsodyThanksYou #1MillionOutreachesFiesta #YearOfPreparationWithROR

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THANK GOD IT'S DGR ~ THE HAVEN ZONE A5 CELEBRATES OUR ESTEEMED ZD & PASTOR Happy Birthday Esteemed DGR Sir! A Gem So Rare Illuminating Our Worlds We Love You Large! #TheHavenZA5 #TGIDGR #DGR0605 #CELVZ

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Happy Birthday Sir. You are an embodiment of love . Thank you sir for your words of encouragement, prayers and for leading us in HavenZA5, LCAChurch 1 in perpetual Victory and Great Feat. I love you now and forever ❤ sir.

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So thrilled with boundless joy to welcome my new baby grand daughter, Arielle Rachelle-Marise. We're all full of praise to the Lord for His priceless gift and grace through Sharon & Phil, parents of the newborn. Glory to God.

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Day 2 is here and we have learnt so much .. Glory to God! Book Title: When God Visits You! Highlights from yesterdays session: *When God Visits you, the first thing you will discover is a desire for change." Today we move on to Chapter 2. Time: 3pm - 6pm. See you soon!

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Our Book Review is back and reloaded!!! Join us as we take examples from the lives of men and women who were able to take advantage of God’s visitation to receive healing, find solutions to problems! God wants to visit YOU! Date: Mon 5th - Sat 10th of April Time: 3 - 6pm Daily

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More photo highlights from our just concluded All Night Service!! Visions were born, destinies were changed! We have taken charge of our nation's and cities and we will come back with results!

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It's finally Here!! Glory!! A few more hours to our epoch making All Night Service !! Theme: CELEBRATION NIGHT Venue: PRC Complex Time: 10pm prompt God's angels are working overtime delivering miracle and testimonies! Get ready to receive!! SEE you there tonight!!!

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